Amazing...

Its a shame Machete couldnt've been this good.

This movie was (almost) everything I'd ever want to see in a movie.
Seriously.
Its very very satired, but also a sort of homage to apocalyptic zombie films.
The violence in this movie is nonstop and ALWAYS extremely gory. INSANELY bloody. So very fun. The gore and guts was half why I liked this movie as much as I did.
All the guns, the cliche'd characters, the cheesy one liners, the retarded dialogue and the endless, unceasing gore was awesome and nostalgic. Some secret government zombie gas gets loose and turns tons and tons of people into zombies. So out ragtag group of survivors have to survive and kick ass. And they do.
I don't want to spoil this movie at all because I SERIOUSLY reccomend it.
But be warned, some more sensitive viewers may find the gore and blood downright disgusting and disturbing.
The plot is definately not as retarded as Machete, and the tone is way more even than Machete and overall its way more fun and entertaining.
This is the balls to the wall over the top splatterfest I'd been looking for.
I just didnt like a piece of the ending, and my only regret is that I didnt see it sooner.